I'm so fucking high right now!

Gee! It sure is boring around here.

This is a piece of what true fighters strive for.

I just wonder what Freezer is up to.

.... Master roshi. Frieza and his minions have seized Kami's home planet. Namek.

Hmmm. How can we help?

It is said that Goku is the legendary super saiyan or whatever.

Great! I'll get my power p-

Shut up bitch! Your power level is enough. Now get on my carpet. It's made for two.

How about a kiss? For good luck?

Are you kidding me?! Hell no!!



Were off.... Byyyyyyyye!



What are all those guys doing here?!

Those are all the minions you have to face on your journey.



Hi!

Goddamnit! SHUT UP NAPPA!!!

I guess i'd better get going!

Where do you wish to go?

A- Blue forest
B- Green ocean
C- Namekian village
D- Frieza's ship

Find ALL the dragon balls!!
Make ALL the wishes!!
Wish for ALL the panties!!



Later...
Grant ALL the wishes!!

HIIII, Im Mr.Popo...! Come playyy with meeee!

I AM THE ETERNAL DRAGON! SPEAK YOUR WISH AND I SHALL-!

Oh, it you my master. Is it time to lay waste to this world?
Eh, not yet. Give 'em a couple hundred years, see if they can clean this up.
THEN HOW MIGHT I BE OF SERVICE, LORD POPO?
Good question. Kami, the fuck am I doing?
Good question. King Kai, the fuck is he doing?

THEY MAKE YOU BLUE!!!